Humour: Me? I am just phishing for a fortune

After getting a heavier spate than usual of those phony "phish" emails on my computer, I have decided: If you can't evade 'em, why not join 'em:

I am Tony Gabriele, mild-mannered columnist for a great semi-metropolitan newspaper. No, actually that is merely my disguise. In reality, I am the son of the brother of the aunt of the midwife of the second cousin, 21/2 times removed, of the former Finance Minister of the Republic of Cowabunga.

Cowabunga, as you know, is an emerging nation on a continent far, far away. Well, it was emerging, but after it emerged it saw its shadow and went back in again, which meant we had six more weeks of the monsoon season. Me? I'm just 'phishing' for a fortune

Linked by shanmuga Monday, 9th January 2006 9:13PM